Albertha From Alberta

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Albertha walked briskly through the thickening snow. Icicles hung from the mountain tops like fine lace on a white wedding gown. It was Christmas Eve in the small town of Jasper Alberta and there was only one store that would remain open that day. She must hurry before it  too was closed. Her mother was sick with a virus and was running a terrible fever. She needed medicine. Cough elixir and vapour rub.  Her father, a  Canadian Mounty, had been called away on duty and wouldn’t be home for hours. Because her family actually lived in a bungalow inside Jasper National Park the township was actually quite some distance. On the way, she would have to pass the house of one Myrna Larcombe, the most popular girl in school and a bully. For years Myrna had bullied Albertha mercilessly. Not only on account of her name, which had been chosen because her father had wanted a boy named Albert and her mother wanted a berth on the next ship out of Alberta, but because Albertha also had rather a large nose. The bulb tip of her nose would go very red in the cold and this was, of course, a major embarrassment to an otherwise very pretty girl.  It was red now in fact. Oh God how she hoped Myrna would not be looking out of the front window as she passed by her house on the hill.cropped-xmas-claire-trevor1.jpg

Picking up the pace with her breath creating pockets of steam in the thick snowy mists, Albertha tried to duck down as she went past Myrna’s big sophisticated mountain mansion. But it was too late. Myrna , who had been putting lights on the Christmas tree on the front verandah with her friends, had noticed something moving behind her front fence.

Albertha’s brown woolly coat was mistaken for a bear. Myrna screamed. An unearthly, blood curdling type of scream.  Poor Albertha lost her balance and fell over. As Myra and the others tentatively approached, Albertha picked herself up, brushed off the snow, and started to run.  Realising who she was they all ran after her taunting her with… “Hey Bertha Big nose where you going? Come back Bertha Beak maybe you could light up our tree with your shiny red nose bulb?”

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Albertha kept running and they kept running after her until the brightly lit main street of Jasper came into view. Whew! thought  Albertha. “I see it. Its  still open. I can make it.” She virtually stumbled toward the doorstep of the chemist /gift shop which was still open for business.

Just as she did so there was a huge grumbling sound and everything began to shake.  It was an avalanche.  Myrna and her friends turned back in the nick of time and ran  back the way they had come, but Albertha froze to the spot. She couldn’t turn back. The avalanche had blocked the road and had barely missed demolishing the store. Thank goodness it had only been a small one.

The owners and their two staff members busily checked for damage and were too frantic to notice that a frightened deer had wandered inside looking for some place safe to hide. The poor thing was limping. Albertha, who had a way with animals, wandered in after it.  The deer saw her and ran straight back out onto the road. A car was driving toward it. Headlights beaming.  The deer stared straight into the headlights and stopped. The driver put on the brakes just in time.  A man with a very red nose got out of the car.

It was Albertha’s father. He’d stopped to see if he had hit the poor animal which was now shaking beyond control. Imagine his surprise in finding Albertha there. He and Albertha together ran toward it and Albertha knelt down,  cradling it in her arms, while her father fetched a blanket from the car.

“You wrap this blanket around it and wait here whilst I go in and get the medicine,” Her father said. “We’ll have to go home the long way round.”

Albertha did as he said and tried to calm the poor creature.

“Don’t worry little one. My father will know exactly what to do.You’re safe with us. Oh my goodness you are so cold.” she said, and rubbed its ears. As she did this its nose began to change colour from black to brown.

By the time her father returned with the medicine the deer’s nose was a dull purple. Was it frost bite, hypothermia or did the deer also have the flu?

Together they picked up the deer and carried it to the car.

“Home we go.” said Albertha’s dad as he put the key in the ignition.  There was no sound. He tried again. No sound. The engine had died.

“What’ll we do?” Albertha asked. “Mother is so sick and this poor little deer is still shaking.”

“I’ll call the station. There must be someone on duty.”

Just then at that very moment there was the sound of bells.  Lots of bells becoming louder and louder coming straight toward them. The deer nuzzled Albertha and shook off the blanket. Its nose was red. Bright red.  Albertha looked out of the rear window and there flying over the mountain tops was Santa in his sleigh with five reign deer.

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“Somehow dad I don’t think that will be necessary.”

They watched in awe as Santa swerved toward them and landed his sleigh right in front of them. Alberta’s father put on the brakes suddenly. Santa came toward them. His eyes focused on the reindeer in Albertha’s arms.

“Rudolph I’ve been searching all over for you.Where on earth have you been?”

Albertha released the reindeer and Rudolph went straight to Santa who hugged him with glee.

Securing Rudolph to his rightful place at the front of the sleigh, Santa motioned for Albertha and her father to climb in and off they went over the roofs of the little shops, over the snow capped mountain peaks, over the deep valleys, over Myrna Larcomb’s mountain mansion and over Albertha’s own front gate landing on the lawn.

Myrna and her friends had gone straight to Albertha’s house to wait for her return hoping that Santa would be there too. In fact Myrna was so excited when the sleigh landed that she nearly wet her pants. Albertha was surprised too for Myrna and her little gang had never bothered to visit before.  Suddenly Myrna raced over to her as she got out of the sleigh and gave her a great big hug as if they had been friends for years. Albertha pulled away first.

Santa noticed. Santa noticed everything. He got out of his sleigh and walked toward them with his sack of presents over his shoulder.

” Tell me Myrna Larcombe. Have you been naughty or nice this year?”

“I’ve been very nice. Always. I’m always nice.” She replied.

Santa looked into his sack and then winked at Albertha.

“Nope. Nothing here with your name on it.” Santa replied. “Maybe next year.”

With that he hopped back into the sleigh pulled on the reigns, jingled all the little bells, and off he went high into the sky and disappeared once more into the clouds.

Albertha’s mother came out onto the front porch and her father followed her back into the house.

“Coming Albertha? ”

Albertha smiled and followed. Myrna and the others started for the gate.

Just before reaching the front door Albertha turned back and took off her warm woolly scarf.

” This is for you Myrna. Merry Christmas.”

Myrna accepted the scarf and wore it all the way home.

To this very day Myrna still wears the scarf and shares tea and Christmas cake with her oldest friend Albertha in her great big mountain mansion on the hill.

By Renee Dallow.

Divine Screen Teams: Liz Taylor And Monty Clift.

Liz Taylor and Montgomery Clift were hailed as one of the most beautiful onscreen couples ever.  They remained firm friends throughout their lives but never took their friendship to the next level.  Clift was a gay man and was very open about it at a time when many were too afraid to come forward.  Rock Hudson, another of Liz’s leading men and also quite beautiful, was gay too but unlike Clift kept it secret right up until his illness, Aids, made it impossible to hide any longer.  The movies Liz and Monty made together were mostly about fragile relationships.
A Place In The Sun first teamed them as mismatched lovers. She from a very wealthy family and he from a poor one.

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The thing is he is distantly related to her family and because of this is offered a job in one of her father’s factories. Trouble is that while working in the factory he meets another girl, ( played by Shelly Winters ) poorer and plainer, and knocks her up just before he meets Liz.
What to do? He manages to dispose of his pregnant girl from the wrong side of the tracks one night whilst rowing on a pristine lake so that he can concentrate on Liz.
Of course he is doomed and in the end must face the penalty for murder. She, however, truly loves him and vows to love him forever. Not unlike the real Liz and Monty offscreen.
As a matter of fact it was Liz who was the first on scene after Monty’s terrible car crash and it was she who saved him by reaching her hand into his mouth and pulling out two teeth so that he wouldn’t choke.

After his accident Monty was different. One side of his face was badly scarred and he suffered from terrible depression which led him to alchoholism which further damaged his looks. Liz did not desert him and fought for him to be cast alongside her in two other films. In ‘Suddenly Last Summer,’ he was the doctor and she the one with depression. In fact in the film she is due to have a lobotomy and he is the one due to perform it.  The Psychiatrist he plays believes that his patient is sane and just needs to reveal the truth which will save her sanity.  The film also starred Katherine Hepburn and it’s story dealt with a mother’s cover up of  her gay son’s lifestyle. In their final film together  ‘Raintree County,’ Liz, is again the one suffering from bi polar whilst her husband , played by Monty, works his way up in parliament. Set during the Civil war a young teacher dumps his small town girlfriend for a very beautiful and fragile newcomer. Liz, naturally, is the one to drag his character away from all sense of duty and moral obligation.

The small town girl, Eva Marie Saint, though wins out in this one as as Liz’s character loses the plot completely and eventually kills herself.

The dramatic film fodder shared by Liz and Monty is the stuff of legend. Wonder what would have happened if the had married for real? Two beautiful hearts joined in a lovers knot. Sadly though Monty was a little too sensitive for the world of Hollywood and died way before his time.  Liz married a record seven times but I don’t think she connected with any of them the way she did with Monty.

 

 

Vintage Black Hollywood Stars

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There were just as many black stars in Hollywood as there were white.  It didn’t matter how talented they were, however, as most were relegated to the roles of house servants,  baggage handlers, valets, porters, criminals or all singing all dancing sidekicks. Their roles were generally one dimensional and did little to show off the talent of the actor. Hattie Mcdaniel GWTW Hattie McDaniel and oscar

When Hattie McDaniel became the first black actress to win an oscar for her supporting role in ‘Gone With The Wind’ she was not even permitted to sit amongst the other stars of the film.  She and her husband had to sit at a segregated table near the back of the Coconut Grove where the oscar ceremony was held.  Up to that point her career had been based on playing sassy maids and that is exactly the type of role she played in ‘Gone With The Wind’.  She was, however, a scene stealer and the role of ‘Mammy’ was so much more.  Not only was she the first to win an oscar but also the first black singer to make it in radio.Hattie McDaniel oscar speech

She even had her own show ‘Hi Hat Hattie’ as a , you guessed it, wise cracking maid.  She was well respected and loved amongst the Hollywood elite and counted Clark Gable and Bette Davis amongst her closest friends.  Apparently she also threw great parties in her grand seventeen room Hollywood mansion.  Though criticised for conforming to stereotype roles she famously said, “I’d rather receive $700.00 a week for playing a maid than $7.00 a week for being one. ”

Another wonderful black star during this era was the beautiful Theresa Harris who starred alongside Barbara Stanwyck in Baby Face.  Theresa HarrisThroughout the film she is The best friend of Stanywyck’s character Lilly who is working her way up.  The thing is that once Lilly get’s where she want’s to be with the expensive house, chauffer and designer gowns, her best friend becomes her maid. Theresa Harris glam 'Babyface'Even though Theresa Harris get’s to wear designer outfits too and is obviously well bred and intelligent her character does not at any time in the film share equal opportunity. babyface Stanwyck and Theresa Harris Harris did, however, make her mark and did manage to break the mould. She also lobbied hard for better parts for black actors. Though her roles included blues singers, prostitutes and even zombies she was generally stereotyped. Harris appeared in many very well known films including’ Neptune’ s Daughter’ with Esther Williams, ‘The Dolly Sisters’ with Betty Grable and ‘Miracle On 34th Street with Maureen Ohara.

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Then, of course, there was the incredible Lena Horne who, even though she could pass for white, was still never cast in leading roles.  She remained a featured singer throughout her career except for her the role in ‘Cabin In The Sky’ which was an all black cast.  She was turned down for the role of Miss Julie in ‘Show Boat’ despite the fact that she would have been perfect for it.  The role called for a beautiful black singer passing for white but Lena Horne did not get it because she was black. Go figure. The role went to Ava Gardener who was definitely exotic but was definitely white. She was the first to sign a long term Hollywood contract with MGM but her performances in nearly all the films she appeared in were edited to fit in with the rules of segregation. Lena Horne Horne was a civil rights activist and famously refused to perform for an audience of German POWS during a tour to entertain the troups during the war.  The black troops were seated behind them and Lena Horne moved through the rows to the front row of black troops to sing  rather than refuse altogether. She was never, unlike many others, reduced to stereotypes and her career was full and varied as a singer and night club performer.  She had started in ‘The Cotton Club’ at only sixteen and never looked back.  She would go on to perform with Frank Sinatra, Judy Garland, Dean Martin, Harry Balafonte, Louis Armstrong and countless other great names.  She , in fact , shared the stage as an equal and went on with her own T. V. shows too.

Dorothy Dandridge portraitDorothy Dandridge was another who faired better than many. Starting out at ‘The cotton Club’ as a singer and dancer she was determined to carve a name for herself. She was the first black actress to be nominated for an academy award in a lead role.  The role was that of Carmen in the film ‘Carmen Jones’.  Up until that film was made Dandridge had played small parts more as temptress than maid.  Dandridge and harrybelafonte Carmen JonesShe had even featured as an African princess in Tarzan films.  After ‘Carmen Jones’ she was celebrated as a great artist and offered a series of good roles often as co- star including the role of Tup Tim in ‘The King And I’.  On the advice of ,Otto Preminger, her lover at the time, she turned them all down and waited for a starring role that suited her talents and her new found fame.  Very smart lady.  The next lead role was in Porgy and Bess in which she played opposite such luminaries as Sammy Davis Junior.  She followed this up with ‘island In The Sun’ again with Harry Belafonte with whom she had starred in ‘Carmen Jones’. The two were dynamic on screen together and the film went on to make a tidy sum for Hollywood producers. Dandridge-Dorothy-Island-in-the-Sun_01-640x467 Unfortunately Dandridge did not live a long life and died at the age of 42.  They said it was drugs but later it was thought that it had been an embolism.  Porky and Bess Dorothy DandridgeWhatever it was she was gone too soon.dorothy-dandridge-11

All of these great actresses shared another thing in common. Shirley and Bojangeles shirtfront
Bill Bojangles and Shirley Temple All had performed at one time or another with the wonderful ‘Bo Jangles’ who, in his life time , was the highest paid black actor ever. Shirley and Bo 3 Bill Robinson had started in Vaudeville, performed for many years on Broadway and had achieved Shirley and Bo in colourstar billing in Hollywood notably with Shirley Temple who absolutely adored him.  Bo Jangles taught Sammy Davis Junior everything he knew. He was responsible too for Dallas hiring the first African American police officer and for desegregating Miami audiences for a public event and lobbied Roosevelt for equal pay for African American soldiers.  He was mentor and teacher to many white Hollywood stars as well including Anne Miller and Fred Astaire.  Here then is a little of Bill Robinson’s ( Bo Jangles ) magic.  Because of him Hollywood began to see beyond black and white. It would still be a long road but without those willing to make a stand things would have been very different .

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Renee Dallow ( Hybiscus Bloom ) 27/03/2015

Albertha From Alberta

A Christmas Story about forgiveness.

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Albertha walked briskly through the thickening snow. Icicles hung from the mountain tops like fine lace on a white wedding gown. It was Christmas Eve in the small town of Jasper Alberta and there was only one store that would remain open that day. She must hurry before it  too was closed. Her mother was sick with a virus and was running a terrible fever. She needed medicine. Cough elixir and vapour rub.  Her father, a  Canadian Mounty, had been called away on duty and wouldn’t be home for hours. Because her family actually lived in a bungalow inside Jasper National Park the township was actually quite some distance. On the way she would have to pass the house of one Myrna Larcombe, the most popular girl in school and, a bully. For years Myrna had bullied Albertha mercilessly. Not only on account of her name, which had been chosen because her father had wanted a boy named Albert and her mother wanted a berth on the next ship out of Alberta, but because Albertha also had rather a large nose. The bulb tip of her nose would go very red in the cold and this was, of course, a major embarrassment to an otherwise very pretty girl.  It was red now in fact. Oh God how she hoped Myrna would not be looking out of the front window as she passed by her house.cropped-xmas-claire-trevor1.jpg

Picking up the pace with her breath creating pockets of steam in the thick snowy mists Albertha tried to duck down as she went past Myrna’s big sophisticated mountain mansion. But it was too late. Myrna , who had been putting lights on the Christmas tree on the front verandah with her friends, had noticed something moving behind her front fence.

Albertha’s brown woolly coat was mistaken for a bear. Myrna screamed, an unearthly, blood curdling type of scream and poor Albertha lost her balance and fell over.As Myra and the others tentatively approached, Albertha picked herself up, brushed off the snow, and started to run.  Realising who she was they all ran after her taunting her with… “Hey Bertie Big nose where you going? Come back Bertha Beak maybe you could light up our tree with your shiny red nose bulb?”

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Albertha kept running and they kept running after her until the brightly lit main street of Jasper came into view. Whew! thought  Albertha. “I see it. Its  still open. I can make it.”and she virtually stumbled toward the doorstep of the chemist /gift shop which was still open for business.

Just as she did so there was a huge grumbling sound and everything began to shake.  It was an avalanche.  Myrna and her friends turned back in the nick of time and ran the way they came but Albertha froze to the spot. She couldn’t turn. The avalanche had blocked the road and had barely missed demolishing the store. Thank goodness it had only been a small one.

The owners and their two staff members busily checked for damage and were too frantic to notice that a frightened deer had wandered inside looking for some place safe to hide. The poor thing was limping. Albertha, who had a way with animals, wandered in after it.  The deer saw her and ran straight back out onto the road. A car was driving toward it. Headlights beaming.  The deer stared straight into the headlights and stopped. The driver put on the brakes just in time.  A man with a very red nose got out of the car.

It was Albertha’s father. He’d stopped to see if he had hit the poor animal which was now shaking beyond control. Imagine his surprise in finding Albertha there. He and Albertha together ran toward it and Albertha knelt down  cradling it in her arms while her father fetched a blanket from the car.

“You wrap this blanket around it and wait here whilst I go in and get the medicine,” her father said.

“We’ll have to go home the long way round.”

Albertha did as he said and tried to calm the poor creature.

“Don’t worry little one my father will know exactly what to do.You’re safe with us. Oh my goodness you are so cold.” she said, and rubbed its ears. As she did this its nose began to change colour from black to brown.

By the time her father returned with the medicine the deer’s nose was a dull purple. Was it frost bite, hypothermia or did the deer also have the flu?

Together they picked up the deer and carried it to the car.

“Home we go.” said Albertha’s dad as he put the key in the ignition.  There was no sound. He tried again. No sound. The engine had died.

“What’ll we do?” Albertha asked. “Mother is so sick and this poor little deer is still shaking.”

“I’ll call the station. There must be someone on duty.”

Just then at that very moment there was the sound of bells.  Lots of bells becoming louder and louder coming straight toward them. The deer nuzzled Albertha and shook off the blanket. Its nose was red. Bright red.  Albertha looked out of the rear window and there flying over the mountain tops was Santa in his sleigh with five reign deer.

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“Somehow dad I don’t think that will be necessary.”

They watched in awe as Santa swerved toward them and landed his sleigh right in front of them. Alberta’s father put on the brakes suddenly. Santa came toward them. His eyes focused on the reindeer in Albertha’s arms.

“Rudolph I’ve been searching all over for you.Where on earth have you been?”

Albertha released the reindeer and Rudolph went straight to Santa who hugged him with glee.

Securing Rudolph to his rightful place at the front of the sleigh, Santa motioned for Albertha and her father to climb in and off they went over the roofs of the little shops, over the snow capped mountain peaks, over the deep valleys, over Myrna Larcomb’s mountain mansion and over Albertha’s own front gate landing on the lawn.

Myrna and her friends had gone straight to Albertha’s house to wait for her return hoping that Santa would be there too. In fact Myrna was so excited when the sleigh landed that she nearly wet her pants. Alberta was surprised too for Myrna and her little gang had never bothered to visit before.  Suddenly Myrna raced over to her as she got out of the sleigh and gave her a great big hug as if they had been friends for years. Albertha pulled away first.

Santa noticed. Santa noticed everything. He got out of his sleigh and walked toward them with his sack of presents over his shoulder.

” Tell me Myrna Larcombe. Have you been naughty or nice this year?”

“I’ve been very nice. Always. I’m always nice.” she replied.

Santa looked into his sack and then winked at Albertha.

“Nope. Nothing here with your name on it.” Santa replied. “Maybe next year.”

With that he hopped back into the sleigh pulled on the reigns, jingled all the little bells, and off he went high into the sky and disappeared once more into the clouds.

Albertha’s mother came out onto the front porch and her father followed her back into the house.

“Coming Albertha? “

Albertha smiled and followed. Myrna and the others started for the gate.

Just before reaching the front door Albertha turned back and took off her warm woolly scarf.

” This is for you Myrna. Merry Christmas.”

Myrna accepted the scarf and wore it all the way home.

To this very day she still wears the scarf and shares tea and Christmas cake with her oldest friend Albertha in her great big house on the hill.

By Renee Dallow.