Ladies Who Lunch

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Ladies who lunch

love to start the day

by sampling on brunch

to keep boredom at bay.

A delicate rehearsal

without the greasy chips

cool cafe lunch

as selected dainty morsels

touch their painted lips

fashion lunch                 The prelude to a shopping jaunt

to all the best boutiques

So many new designs to flaunt

just slightly tongue and cheek.

The labels are always a feature

of every new design

Such a clever creature

That Mr Calvin Klein.

 

                     Then there’s still Armani

A pheasant under glass

Who’s suited corporate army

simply reeks of class.

But a night at The Casino

calls for something refined

Valentino gown

When draped in Valentino

the ladies look divine.

Eager to compare new clothes

In a trendy bar of choice

They drive each other comatose

In one collective voice.

Ladies who lunch earn their keep

by getting lots of rest

After a long relaxing beauty sleep

they’re always at their best

NY lunch

From ‘The Humble Coffee Bean’

© Renee Dallow. 2/4/2013

( Hybiscus Bloom )

 

 

Mata Hari: Spy for France ‘Eye Of The Dawn’ Renee Dallow

 


dressed for the ball

Ladoux office  at the Duxieme Bureau  Paris

Ladoux: Ah madame I hope you’ve enjoyed your stay at Vittel. You certainly look the better for it.

Zelle:    Yes it was a lovely visit and now I feel ready to return to my work.

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Ladoux:  Indeed. I’m glad to hear it. Speaking of work … I may have a good proposition for you.  You remember the conversation we had before you left?

Zelle: I have a faint recollection of you mentioning my doing something for France … But as there was no mention of funds ….

Ladoux:  Just how much would you suggest we pay you?

Zelle:  Considering that I was once the mistress of the crown prince of … I mean a coup like that would surely earn me say … one million francs.

Ladoux:   One million…!  But that is a preposterous amount! ….Still … the crown prince you say …. hmmm …

Zelle:  What would you say if I told you that I know someone who could arrange it all for me without any hint of your involvement whatsoever?

Ladoux:  And who might this someone be?

Zelle:  I happen to be on friendly terms with one Karl Von Kramer. He is the press attache at the German Consulate in The Hague.  I’m sure I can procure his services with a little incentive.

Art-Nouvea temptationLadoux:  Ah … Von Kramer … yes that should do nicely. Very well madame you have given me much to think about.  We shall have to find a mission which will give you the opportunity to make the most of your contacts.

Zelle:  And the one million francs?

German propoganda 2Ladoux:  We must find a way to justify such a sum. Yours will be no small task. ( Lights a cigar and plunges deep into thought.) Ah I have it! Spain! We shall organise a contract for you to perform in Madrid.  After all it is the very centre for German Intelligence.  Whilst there you may be able to obtain vital information for us. I shall arrange it immediately. You must remain at your hotel and await our instructions.

Zelle:  Naturally I shall expect an advance.

Ladoux:  I’m afraid you must prove your worth before that will be possible but of course we shall pay your expenses and set you up in the finest hotel in the city.  That will be all.

Eye of The Dawn’ © Renee Dallow 31/4/2013

 

Mata Hari : Papers for Vittel: Spy Tales (Eye Of The Dawn) by Renee Dallow

 

 

Battle Charge!


Mata Hari (Zelle) has just found out that her Russian lover has been wounded at the front and she must find a way to get to him.  She cannot say why she is going and so must explain that she is for her health much like we would go to the blue mountains today for the fresh air.  In exchange for the permit she must promise to be of service to France. If you have been following up to this point you will be aware that Zelle has already made a similar promise to military attache Von Kramer in exchange for the return of her furs and jewels which have been confiscated by the Germans.  We find her at the duxieme bureau asking for the necessary papers.


Gris painting Pour Duxieme Bureaux?

Officer Ladoux is at his desk and concentrating very hard on some official papers before him.  He does not acknowledge her entrance immediately. Zelle, agitated,shifts from one foot to the other.

Ladoux: Ah so the great Mata Hari has come for a visit .

(Surveys her from head to foot) How may I help you madame? (Motions to a chair opposite the desk.)  Please make yourself comfortable.

Zelle:  ( Summoning up her courage.) I need papers monsieur.

Ladoux: Indeed? And what sort of papers would they be hmmm?

Zelle:  Travel documents.

Ladoux:  Bored with Paris already.

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Zelle:  Oh no monsieur on the contrary.  It is just that I have been feeling a little fatigued lately and I thought I would take the waters. I hear there is a natural spring near Vittel and that is where I should like to go. I understand I must have a permit to go there.

Ladoux: Yes indeed this is true but you must understand that even if I were to grant your request it would take some time. I could not possibly have a permit for you until the end of the week.

Zelle:  Oh but that is too long. I must be there by tomorrow at the latest.

Bamforth Song Postcard

Ladoux: (Feigning sympathy.) I had no idea it was that serious.   (Thinks)  There might be a way …

Zelle:  What is it?

Ladoux:  If you were to agree to help France in some small way …

Zelle:  But of course it would be a great honour.

Ladoux:  There is, I believe, a small military hospital in Vittel and many of our war weary soldiers are in need of some …. er…diversion.   (Watches Zelle’s face for a reaction.)  Maybe you could … dance… for them.

Dancer moves 1914

Zelle:  (Relieved.) Certainly.

Ladoux: Then it is settled. I will organise your permit this very afternoon. As I have important matters to attend to I shall leave shall leave the permit and all other necessary documents with my assistant ready for you to collect at your disposal. I shall be most anxious to meet with you on your return and discuss ways in which you can further contribute to our cause.

Zelle:  I am in your debt monsieur.

Ladoux: Yes indeed … indeed …  (dismisses her with a wave of his hand.)
Art nouveaux


© Renee Dallow  27/2/13

Doggie Travel Log.

pet travelWhy is it that one cannot travel with one’s pooch in Australia?  In America it is possible to take your best doggie friend along with you on trains and planes and even on buses. They can even sit on the seat right next to you .

Dogs on planes.
In Paris and all over France dogs are allowed  to accompany one in all the best hotels and one is not prevented from renting an apartment in a fashionable burb just because of a furry appendage.

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Lorster in his WW11 bomber.
 So if my dog is cute,well trained and good with people why is he discriminated against?  In this horrible heat he cannot even walk along the beach.  Certainly if one drives this is not an issue but not everyone want’s to risk it on the open highway. My fluffy fellow is my hero. He deserves a nice comfy bed in a nice comfy hotel.

Pissport….check

poop bag ….check

barf box….check.

Doggie deco

 

Lorster

There once was a very brave little dog

Lorster was his name

When his mum would wander wey awrf

He’d  howl “Lorst again”!

And so it was this scruffy boy

Became a pampered pet

And all were radiant with joy

When he flew in a lear jet

He took the bus to Timbuktoo

Rode the Ghan to Alice Springs

He drove south to Jinderoo

And did lot’s of crazy things

But never once did he lose his mum

Always awake and alert

And never once did clean his bum

On someone else’s dirt.

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Cheers Darlings

Wanda Wey Awrf.